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Middle East country, where men believe that active homosexuality is a sign of manhood. That's why they are always in good terms with european countries known for their gayness.

Also, a country which is not in good terms with any neighbouring country, due to the fact of its annoyingly offensive foreign policy, and historical reasons: at some points, turks have butchered neighbouring nations without being ashamed of it or even admitting it.

A country which drains IMF funds without being able to administer an appropriate use for them.

Lastly, a country which (in vain so far) is trying to join the european union, in spite of its mongolian origin and mongoloid appearance of its people.
Tony Blair: By helping Turkey join the EU we will have assured a constant supply of fuckers for the next century.
Turkey by Pisoxostis May 13, 2006

turkeytits 

A stem from bitchtits, but with turkeytits, the boy in question smells as well. but really bad.
Yo, andrew, you got some turkeytits, now come over and play poker so we can steal your money, bitch.
turkeytits by zachariah rappa September 25, 2005

turkey lurking 

One who will screen phone calls from frieds, avoid people that he/she knows in public, or abandon previous plans without notice to participate in activities that should never be discussed with anyone. (ie. Hoggin', cheating, stealing, stalking)
"I tried to call Dave three times and he didn't answer the phone, you know he's turkey lurking tonight!"
turkey lurking by Mr. Barwick January 5, 2007

Turkey Head 

When a fat girl is performing oral sex, and her double or triple chins tickle the person's testicles
Man, one great thing about dating fat girls, is the turkey head I be gettin!
Turkey Head by Abraham Autumnwood August 19, 2010

Turkey Bacon Sex

A loser youtube account who 20,000 fake subscribers and makes retarded vides that he thinks are funny and that people would like. The creator of this youtube accont is a tool.
Turkey Bacon Sex by Fred_Fred_burger December 15, 2011

Swedish Turkey Baster 

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.
this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

Spanish Turkey Leg 

When a man wearing a sombrero rubs a greasy old turkey leg on a woman's breasts, and then proceeds to whack at them with his falace like a pinata.
A few weeks after Thanksgiving, Long John Sanchez gave her a Spanish Turkey Leg.