Turkey

Middle East country, where men believe that active homosexuality is a sign of manhood. That's why they are always in good terms with european countries known for their gayness.

Also, a country which is not in good terms with any neighbouring country, due to the fact of its annoyingly offensive foreign policy, and historical reasons: at some points, turks have butchered neighbouring nations without being ashamed of it or even admitting it.

A country which drains IMF funds without being able to administer an appropriate use for them.

Lastly, a country which (in vain so far) is trying to join the european union, in spite of its mongolian origin and mongoloid appearance of its people.
Tony Blair: By helping Turkey join the EU we will have assured a constant supply of fuckers for the next century.
by Pisoxostis April 30, 2006
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