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Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness 

Time of maximum demands when, due to natural seasonal low, minimal resources are available to meet them. We're supposed to be all jolly and having the time of our lives (another demand).
Crimbo again! Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness! How bracingly spiffing! Turdaceous to the point of buggering description!

Souped Up Short Bus 

1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.
1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday

National Slap Your Short Friend Day 

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!
Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

Netorare (in short) 

Basically its an hentai comic where there's 2 people. Just pretend that 1st person and 2nd person is 1st person's girlfriend.
Then there's 3rd person here. However the 3rd people will devise an plan about taking the 2nd person and turn her into an slave that loves the 3rd's person penis more than 1st person. but at the end. It's too late. 1st people failed to protect the 2nd person. and 2nd person doesnt care about 1st person anymore. She will just call him loser or cuckold. but.... uhm? If you had shock or rage at your mind? Just pretend that 1st person beats up the 2nd and 3rd person.

That's all folks. and PLEASE DONT READ NETORARE COMICS
But if you're addicted?
For god sake. To fix it.
Just go and listen bunch of screamo songs so you'll feel the energy going at your veins. (Spider gang , X , Ghostemane , 7XVN , SCARLXRD , City Morgue , Nascar Aloe , PRXJEK , GHOSTOFBLU , other)

riding the short bus

Participating in sexual intercourse with an autistic, or otherwise disabled male.
"Dude, Henry caught Jacob riding the short bus."
"What is he gay?"
"No just desperate."

National fuck a short girl day 

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day