swine day

A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.

My school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought Timmy had a case of the H1N1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.

by Kyle230 October 28, 2009

Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.

A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*

by Mamma Luigi November 8, 2009

Swindlecaust

The investment scandle created by the shyster Bernie Madoff which disproportionately affected wealthy Jews.

Uncle Abe lost his life savings when Swindlecaust happened.

by Gavin Cato June 14, 2010

swine jockey

a police officer on horse

Damn yo, I can't believe the riots were broken up by all those swine jockeys.

by wendy i can fly March 18, 2011

swingrich

A "swingrich" is a CPOS masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person.

Named thoughtfully for the American politician Newt Gingrich.

"I thought he was ethically non-monogamous but he was just a swingrich."

by "The Stranger" Sloggers February 6, 2012

Swine Fever

Sexually transmitted disease (STD), know by the medical term Trichomoniasis that is running rampant in the dance club scene. This is a new STD and most people have never heard of it or can't pronounce it so it is commonly called Trichinosis. Trichinosis is cause by eating raw pork and is not a STD.

The disease is nicknamed "Swine Fever" or on the club scene "Pig Disease" for the close resemblance in the name of the two diseases.

Joe, "Dude that girl I took home the other night had a pig nose and did a mud slide on the way home in the rain. She was weird."

James, "She definitely has Swine Fever, you better get tested quick before you get Pig Disease."

by TuckDCconnect August 7, 2012

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013