Cleaveland Steamroller

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.

Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.

by Jamie Chennells October 30, 2008

Cleveland Streamer

The process of shitting liquids onto your partner's chest and then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse with their chest.

"I heard Lindsay Lohan got a Cleveland Streamer from Arnold Schwarzenegger."

by VaginaSpiders August 8, 2014

Steamrolling

When a person takes a shit on ones chest and rolls it around til it is flat like asphalt.

Bro to bro, "Last night your sister and I enjoyed a good steamrolling."

by antmen3d May 24, 2012

cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

Nebraska Steamroller

When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.

Everything was fine until Larry decided to give me a Nebraska Steamroller.

by chiseboy December 15, 2003

steamed dumpling

The act of dangling a man's scrotum over a woman/man's anus which is then farted upon.

Yo, last night Rusty gave me the hottest steamed dumpling I have ever had.

by Daniel Amos October 30, 2007

stool stealer

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - much like the "back-door-bandit", suggests he steals fecal matter when he inserts his penis into another mans anus

John: "Whats with all these fuckin dirty stool stealers Ted?"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"

by Kallum October 23, 2007