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ripped by Anonymous September 22, 2003
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Ripe Fart 

A fart that has extreme potentcy. Requires cover of the mouth and noise.
Damn dude, that was a ripe fart
Ripe Fart by Jake Carmel December 9, 2007

Ripstonker 

A ripstonker is a very loud and extremely noxious passage of gases from the rectum (otherwise known as a fart). These are often heard (and smelt) around the chairs and communal areas in old folks' homes.
Old Mary left the house one day, without her special pill,
and after many hours on foot, she was feeling rather ill.
See, Mary had a tummy ache, which caused her excess gas,
And on the bus, a giant ripsnort, exits from her ass!

The noxious fumes embraced the people, be them old or young,
And you could even taste the gases, laid flat upon your tongue.

So now you ask, a ripstonker? What on earth is that?
It's the biggest fart, with the baddest smell where that little old lady once sat!!!
Ripstonker by Xbox 360 Chick January 20, 2011

The Ripping Friends 

One of the best shows ever! It is made by the same artist who made Ren and Stimpy. It's about four guys(Rip, Slab, Chunk, and Crag)who live with their mom and lab assistant Jimmy at Ripcot and fight crime. Some people believe they're gay because of the the stuff they do on the show, but they're not. The show is just basically a parody of past superhero shows and the lives of superheroes. It is a hilarious show.
Shawn B. favorite Ripping Friend is Chunk because he always says/does something dumb.

ripped sofa 

A womans vagina when her legs are spread
I hope you have washed your ripped sofa darling, I wish to drink from the furry cup this evening
ripped sofa by I.Lowndes January 14, 2007
Term used when a hookah or water bong is giving very thick, dense hits.
"How's the hookah hitting? rippage dude, rippage..."
Rippage by JDM713 January 23, 2010