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Numbersy 

An uncomfortable, agitated feeling that everybody gets around numbers, to some degree. Even mathematicians get this feeling.

You see, numbers are capable of continuing off into infinity. Even when you look at, say, the number one, your subconscious mind realizes that "what are the chances that the number I'm looking at just so happens to be one? It could've been any number!" Numbers are an indescribable force, and all math classes, even the most advanced, just scratch the surface of the concept of working with numbers. They are not a measurement, but a force we can't even begin to control or work to it's full potential as human beings.

It's these subconscious thoughts that cause slight discomfort around numbers.

Another thing that causes a "numbersy" feeling is math class. If you grew up in America, then chances are that you HATED math class. Every time you see a number of any kind, you're subconsciously reminded of that horrid class, thus causing a "Numbersy" feeling.

Yet another cause is the fact that you cannot escape numbers in today's society. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE!
When I showed Ted the graph, he got all numbersy. He must've hated math class.
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Numbertwonity 

A precious opportunity to take a “Number Two
Oof. We’re not stopping for a while, you better take this numbertwonity cause you’ll be shit out of luck if you don’t.
Numbertwonity by Teach Ben September 3, 2021

Tonights' numbers are mine 

Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.
"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."

fake numbered 

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma
Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!
fake numbered by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

Something With Numbers 

Something With Numbers is a relatively young Australian punk/rock band, having been together four years and hailing from the Central Coast. They signed with indie label Below Par Records in 2001.

It consists of:
·Jake Grigg-Vocals
·Lachlan Scott-Guitar
·Tim Crocker-Guitar
·Scott Chapman-Bass
·Dave Mcbeath-Drums

They released their first album, Ettiquette in 2004 which was quite a heavy, deep album and followed up recently with their second album, Perfect Distraction, a more upbeat rock record, in 2006.
Both albums show the creativity and depth of the band and Perfect Distraction has launched them into a somewhat state of stardom.

Some songs to download are:
I'm Sorry I'm Wrong (Ettiqutte)
Apple of the Eye (Perfect Distraction)
Double Dyed (Perfect Distraction)
On the Inside (Ettiqutte)
Crowner Of Kings (Ettiqutte)

Or you could supports these guys and actually go out and buy the album. It won't kill you.
SWN Fan-I bought 'Perfect Distraction' yesterday. It's so different to 'Ettiquette' but it is still really good.

Obilvious person-What is 'Perfect Distraction' and 'Ettiquette'?

SWN Fan-Something With Numbers new album!! Do you get out at all?

Oblivious person-I like Pepsi Chart Hits # 4

SWN Fan- *sigh*
Something With Numbers by jammi December 25, 2008

Grouponing the numbers 

Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.
Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!

nail your numbers 

a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.
If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).
nail your numbers by Uncle Dimma October 27, 2015