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Nystrom Magic

When someone says something in a game is OP or Imbalanced, and nystrom says its fine.

Then, when you challenge him to show him that its OP / Imba, he beats your ass.
evo: "crocs are OP!"
nystrom: "no its not"
evo: "ill show you"
nystrom: "ok"

20mn later

evo: "gg :("

nr2:

dgn: "lets play 2v2, me and l33tff against you and evo"
nystrom: "ok"
dgn: "what map?"
nystrom: "lorraine"
dgn: "but allies is OP on that map"
nystrom: "well be axis"
dgn: "ok, but well beat you in no time"
nystrom: "hell no, well beat you, and then laugh at you for 2 years"

30min later

nystrom: "told you"
evo: "thats nystrom magic for you"
by evotech September 29, 2007
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short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.
Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.
by Udertheo February 25, 2010
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Magic Hand

A method used for cleaning your rear end. To perform the "magic hand", lather soap onto your hands real good, usually turn your hand sideways, and use your lathered hand to scrub inside the crack. Though there's no telling how long this method has been used, it was comedian/actor Jay Mohr who coined the term, "magic hand".
I had worked 12 hours, and sweat my ass off. The only way to feel I've successfully cleaned my sweaty ass was to give myself the magic hand.

She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.
by Feaz January 12, 2007
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magic chicken

Dave: I always impress the ladies, my cock can do tricks.
Whowar?: You have a magic chicken?
by EddyK May 4, 2005
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maggin

a substitute used for any verb and/or adverb.
yo i magged my girl hard last night.
that movie we saw last night, shits maggin
whenever i play cod 5, i mag all the bitch n00bs
by joo gamer May 18, 2009
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maggie gyllenhaal

An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite to as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
by alexsfakeball May 17, 2005
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Magic Johnson

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"
"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"
by Nato July 1, 2005
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