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rubbing the ham

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form
by The white knight February 10, 2015
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Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.
I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
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basting the ham

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her
by Somsaltibois July 14, 2018
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Deli leg ham

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class
Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night
by Gary rhe September 23, 2019
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Get off my ham.

Similar to saying off my meat or get off my dick.
by Wall the Great October 5, 2019
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Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal
Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....
by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019
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Over filled ham sandwich

A very flabby fanny.
Barbra your fanny looks like an over filled ham sandwich
by Chickenlover99 April 19, 2020
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