Chris-a-palooza

an all-out crazy party; partying at one place with a ton of people like there's no tomorrow

Chris-a-palooza only happens once a year.

Chris-a-palooza by 042009 April 6, 2009

Chris Bivins 

Chris Bivins is a singer, song writter, Dancer and the creator of Acoustic R&B. Also known as the Acoustic Prince.

Did You check out Chris Bivins new song Stop Drop & Roll?

Chris Bivins by TheFlyPrince June 14, 2010

Chris Bosh 

One of the most hated NBA players of all-time. Leaving the Toronto Raptors to join the Miami Heat, while throwing the city of Toronto under the bus on the way out. Known for making conceited comments and crying in the locker-room.

Hi, I'm Chris Bosh and I'm part of the Miami heat Big 3.

..Don't you mean the big 2?

...Follow me on Twitter! New documentary coming out soon!

Chris Bosh by JayFerrari June 3, 2011

chris paul 

Amazing player for New Orleans Hornets. Won Rookie of the month every month of the year. hes gonna be a future allstar and won Rookie of the year in the 2005/2006 season.

Chris Paul got more double doubles then Kobe.

chris paul by Agent Smith. May 15, 2006

Chris Moneymaker 

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.

Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?

Chris Moneymaker by the-jerk July 23, 2007

Chris Wolstenhome 

Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.

Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist

Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.

Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.

Chris Wolstenhome by Chip10 December 15, 2010

Chris Takala

A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."

As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.

B)

"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"

"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"

"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."

Chris Takala! What a whore.

Chris Takala by Alex Haws October 18, 2012