Chode Monkey 

Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.

"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"

"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"

Chode Monkey by Captain Dingus May 3, 2013

chode toad 

noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.

Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.

That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.

chode toad by frosty beats March 13, 2018

chode-shoulder 

giving someone the "cold shoulder" but only for short &+ fat people :D

out with the hiney in with the chodey (chode-shoulder), you wouldnt get it

chode-shoulder by sloth :) August 19, 2009

chode punch 

A violent stabing to the chodial region with the mushroom tip or if you want to be particularly nasty wear her heels and kick.

Brenda couldn't walk straight for a week after Sherman's chode punch.

chode punch by Chogi Punga January 27, 2005

chode chip 

when u thrust your chode at someone hitting them.

that kid over there chode chipped me.

chode chip by andrew minor January 30, 2009

Chode-Gath 

when a female gives a man with a "chode" penis, oral sex, and also inserting the entire testicle sack into her mouth, wile also inserting her fist into the mans anus

justin- "dude, dillions baby sister just gave me a Chode-Gath!"

Chase- " bro, that means you got a chode. and his sister is like 3 dude!"

Dillion- "D': my sisters a whore?"

Chode-Gath by flushy121 November 19, 2011

Chode Lick 

1. One who engages in tongue to chode activities.
2. One who appreciates the size of the chode presented to them, so much so as to put it in their mouth.

"Man brian is a real chode lick...... he licked kodi's chode dry!"

I met this kid Brian last night...... what A chode lick he is!"

"Brian really appreciated the size of that chode alright......"

Chode Lick by K Rob07 October 18, 2008