Baconocrat

A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Jr. Bacon

A person that does an excessive amount of fakin. Comes from the gogo song by the Backyard Band where Big G says "Hey, these niggas fakin right?!" and they respond with "Jr. Bacon right?!"

He likes to act hard be he nothin but a Jr. Bacon.

by Ziek May 2, 2005

bacon strips

Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.

My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

Bacon

Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.

I am a bacon.

by Joe June 25, 2004

burnt bacon

What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.

I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.

by jOrg! December 28, 2005

Bringing Home The Bacon

1) Literally Bringing home the bacon
2) making a lot of money
3) having hot steamy sex.

1) Walker: "Oh Hey, Thanks for bringing home the bacon i wanted from stop and shop Sam!"

2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"

3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"

Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."

by hockey=love September 25, 2009

bacon

A verb of non-definite meaning, although it is probably something peverse.

1. Im gonna bacon you
2. He just baconed her
2. Don't bacon me like that

by Five of Eleven May 10, 2005