Tony Johnson

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.

“Tony Johnson is that person that you’ll never forget.”

by Esqueda December 26, 2023

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Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

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Toni Topaz

The most beautiful gay girl in riverdale and the bravest of them all. She takes no bullshit and she's always on her friends side.

Girlfriend: Cheryl Blossom
Parents: Unknown

Ohh shit they are coming get Toni Topaz NOW!!

by anonymous May 17, 2018

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Tony

The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.

"Oh no, Tony is gonna nonce us AGAIN"

by Shankyboy March 23, 2020

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Texas Tony

Texas Tony arrives by the sky. Hangs at the Honky Tonk and eats glizzys. He’s got an iron liver. Will awake everyone by 8am. At brunch downtown you’ll find him by a lama. Loves a goodnight sleep on the roof.

Texas Tony are you well?
Texas Tony- I can’t see but I’m alright

by Tonylives May 21, 2022

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