A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
Get the Presidential Circle Jerkmug. by The Lobotomist February 7, 2024
Get the Herkin Jerkmug. Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglarmug. by ilovestrappnasti April 18, 2025
Get the jerk chickenmug. When you got either a clean or dirty foot and feeling kinda frisky so you jerk a cock ... And he LOVES IT!!!
My boyfriend fell asleep in the chair and I stuck my foot up his basketball shorts and dirty foot jerked him off
by anonymous July 28, 2025
Get the Dirty Foot Jerkmug.
Get the circle jerkmug. 