Penis

yours is small

my penis tastes like strawberries

by proudhorsehater April 3, 2022

Penis

Something men who think they are women don't use

Tom: (to his friend) You see that woman over there? She has a penis but because she identifies as a woman I hear she doesn't use it.

Bill: Whoa man that's crazy

by No-Name1234567891 April 4, 2022

penis

long but short. could be kinda chody with an intelligent brain. don't ever underestimate a penis. it brings pleasure and a kid (mistake or not). penis will be the love of ur life. be careful because it shoots white stuff and will burn your eyes (so i heard)

do you wanna see my penis?

by keisha balls April 9, 2022

Penis

A very nice compliment on one's clothes

Your clothes are very penis today

by Pip Mouse April 10, 2022

Penis

what ur mom likes

Your mom likes penis and she eats penis everyday

by dogeater420 April 11, 2022

Penis

Either you're a child, or an adult that acts like a child. Anyways, a penis is a male reproductive organ, which means it only appears in boys. The penis is used for sexual intercourse, which is the conception of another human being. The penis is both used for sexual intercourse, and urinating. Also, I recommend you don't put anything inside of it. it'll hurt like hell. And yes, that is based on experience.

John-"Dude, my penis burns for some reason."
Danny-"Haha get fucked"

by MyNameIsTotallyNotSam April 14, 2022

Penis

A leg that excretes acid and works as a milk jar

I just sucked my penis

Must've been delish!

by Stinkyboobs April 18, 2022