A suburb on the outskirts of Chicago. The town is almost nothing but cornfields and soybean fields. It is inhabited by rich people whom are too wrapped around their drugs/alcohol, iPads, and big trucks to realize there is a world outside that town.
Any person of that town can be put into one, or many of these following categories: snobby, uneducated but thinking they are know-it-alls, can't keep their nose in their own business, hates "drama" but start so much of it because you know, they "hate" it so much, spends all their money on name brand clothing to fit it, dope-head alcoholics, wanna be rednecks, thinks looks and material goods are everything, wants to live in California or Chicago, judges everyone by their looks, is racist and often makes jokes about gangs; yet would shit their pants and be murdered if they were to say it to a "nigger" or a gang member, scared of Joliet, thinks their shit doesn't stink. You could go on and on, but it is assured that you can think of anyone in that town and they fall in at least one of those categories.
The town itself is often described as boring. People from other towns in the area hate New Lenox because of its inhabitants.
It also seems that no one ever matures in New Lenox. There are 18-25 year olds, who are still just as dramatic and terrible to one another as a middle schooler. But, if you tell any of them that, they will deny it and beg to differ.
Any person of that town can be put into one, or many of these following categories: snobby, uneducated but thinking they are know-it-alls, can't keep their nose in their own business, hates "drama" but start so much of it because you know, they "hate" it so much, spends all their money on name brand clothing to fit it, dope-head alcoholics, wanna be rednecks, thinks looks and material goods are everything, wants to live in California or Chicago, judges everyone by their looks, is racist and often makes jokes about gangs; yet would shit their pants and be murdered if they were to say it to a "nigger" or a gang member, scared of Joliet, thinks their shit doesn't stink. You could go on and on, but it is assured that you can think of anyone in that town and they fall in at least one of those categories.
The town itself is often described as boring. People from other towns in the area hate New Lenox because of its inhabitants.
It also seems that no one ever matures in New Lenox. There are 18-25 year olds, who are still just as dramatic and terrible to one another as a middle schooler. But, if you tell any of them that, they will deny it and beg to differ.
Joe- "I'm in the mood to start some bullshit with a random person who will freak the fuck out".
Alex- "Well, I know a town called New Lenox that is perfect for that. You piss one off, you piss them all of. You should see it, it's hilarious!"
Joe-"Alex....you are from New Lenox."
Mary- "Who wants to have sex tonight? Looking to beat last nights record of 16 blowjobs and 14 fucks".
Amanda- "Psh, that is nothing. I sucked 19 dicks, ate 23 pussies, and fucked 34 of them".
Joe- "Why can't one of you fuck me?"
Mary & Amanda - "Because Joe, you are ugly. We only want sexy people, not losers like you!"
Jen- "You sluts! I'll fuck Joe then."
Mary- "Says the slut"
Amanda- "I'm going to whoop her ass, even though I am 20 and should act my age"
Jen-"I'm too mature for that shit!" (Proceeds to talk about Mary and Amanda for months after the incident)
Alex- "It's okay, none of us will ever grow up"
And that is how New Lenox people interact.
Alex- "Well, I know a town called New Lenox that is perfect for that. You piss one off, you piss them all of. You should see it, it's hilarious!"
Joe-"Alex....you are from New Lenox."
Mary- "Who wants to have sex tonight? Looking to beat last nights record of 16 blowjobs and 14 fucks".
Amanda- "Psh, that is nothing. I sucked 19 dicks, ate 23 pussies, and fucked 34 of them".
Joe- "Why can't one of you fuck me?"
Mary & Amanda - "Because Joe, you are ugly. We only want sexy people, not losers like you!"
Jen- "You sluts! I'll fuck Joe then."
Mary- "Says the slut"
Amanda- "I'm going to whoop her ass, even though I am 20 and should act my age"
Jen-"I'm too mature for that shit!" (Proceeds to talk about Mary and Amanda for months after the incident)
Alex- "It's okay, none of us will ever grow up"
And that is how New Lenox people interact.
by I need to get out of here. August 11, 2013
in massacuhsettes , south is horrible , stabbinqs shootinq. west has the most projects and is horrible tooo , north is pretttty qoood dependinq on what part your at , the ave is to drive by bumpinq systems or sittinq on the wall showinq off you whip.everyone qoes to NBHS or niqht skool if your lucky u qet accepted to voc . you qet kicked outta NBHS 4 havinq a weapon you qo to west side school were student have to qo thru a metal detector. lots of qanqs.you pretty much rep south or west or qanq , lots of projects , West Lawn is realllll trashy , UFP is danqourous , bricky is livable Prezzi isnt all that bad , Blue Medows is hoood , Nashmont is quiet. Montes Park , you WILL qet shot if you dont belonq , the ledqe is for skaters ,the best part of NB is sassaquin even tho we all noe it aint fuckinq newbedford , theres a fiqht everyday at NBHS, ppl classs, drop out , qet kicked out , everyone skip school and walks to southend beach for the day , there are some qood kids , not many. madirea feast is to qet drunk & qet dressed up. Whalinq city fesivle is to hanq out, danqrous tho. everyone qot in a fiqht before , homeless people sleep in the buss termanal & stand on courners with siqns askinq for money , quats, most are illeqal. alot of pregnants. you hear the word nigga at lease 1OO times a day , noone snitches , we dont all look qhetto we dress qood & have sidekicks ipods ect., thats what we do ,at niqht run around steelinq for cars ,there are 3O unsolved murders since 2OOO..
by WestSideBanqqa // May 01, 2010
New Hampshire isn't really a bad place, but it's not exactly the best place either... If you like hiking, fishing, etc. you'll find a lot to do if you go up north. If you go to Southern NH, or you're not an outdoorsy person, you'll be bored to death. Despite what everybody seems to think, the state is not full of hicks. There are some of course, but for the most part we're pretty open-minded. The public schools suck, and so do the overrated private schools.
New Hampshire isn't terrible if you like nature, cheap shopping, and you want to homeschool your kids.
by Jules in September 03, 2005
Truly the best state in the nation.
We're the richest in terms of income.
So the next time you diss us, remember, if we seceded from the nation, we'd be the richest independent nation in the world!
We also pimp because we're in between New York City and Philadelphia. We got the beach and the mountains. The only other state that can come close is California and that's too freakin' big.
Simply said, we are the best. We're home to all the emo bands. We have the best drivers and we don't pump our gas.
We're also home of the best ivy (yes, that's Princeton). Harvard is actually second.
Despite Trenton, Camden, and Newark's bad reps, the rest of us are preppy, wealthy, and can kick your fat ass. Morris County, Somerset County, and Hunterdon County are richer than the rest of the damn country.
We're home of LAX, manymanymany Mercedes Benz, Jaguars, Beemers, and your mom.
Short Hills Mall anyone?
We're in the books, the movies, our stars are on the big screen. We're ubiquitous. Now suck it.
Yeah, don't hate. Worship us, bitch. And don't hate just 'cos you can't afford to live here.
We're the richest in terms of income.
So the next time you diss us, remember, if we seceded from the nation, we'd be the richest independent nation in the world!
We also pimp because we're in between New York City and Philadelphia. We got the beach and the mountains. The only other state that can come close is California and that's too freakin' big.
Simply said, we are the best. We're home to all the emo bands. We have the best drivers and we don't pump our gas.
We're also home of the best ivy (yes, that's Princeton). Harvard is actually second.
Despite Trenton, Camden, and Newark's bad reps, the rest of us are preppy, wealthy, and can kick your fat ass. Morris County, Somerset County, and Hunterdon County are richer than the rest of the damn country.
We're home of LAX, manymanymany Mercedes Benz, Jaguars, Beemers, and your mom.
Short Hills Mall anyone?
We're in the books, the movies, our stars are on the big screen. We're ubiquitous. Now suck it.
Yeah, don't hate. Worship us, bitch. And don't hate just 'cos you can't afford to live here.
Non New Jersey-ite: Oh, you're from New Jersey?
New Jersey-ite: Yeah, I am. Now, pump my gas.
*Non New Jersey-ite pumps the Jersey-ite's gas*
New Jersey-ite: Yeah, I am. Now, pump my gas.
*Non New Jersey-ite pumps the Jersey-ite's gas*
by MERREM December 28, 2005
The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.
Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
New Canaan is a town in which normal people find it hard to fit in and rich people feel like they run the town. So if you wear a flat brim hat, air jordan's or wear a jersey ur considered a "poser" or "fag." Also, if you don't play lacrosse you are not allowed in the group and are completely uncool for your dad not being an all american at virginia. Dad's who made it in sports as youth's outpay the normal family's and make there child on the team and when the time is right they pounce on the original payed coach and have him fired so they can again shine in the youth athletic spotlight. So most of the time the kids on the travel teams don't really have the most talent but there dad's have the most money along with an ego. Kids typically have to wait until high school to have the best players on there team. And then of course the town wins three state championship's in a row.
All the stuff about kids being afraid of Bridgeport is only true for a handful of kids and yes the cops are way to overprotective and kids do sell drugs according to many residents. But don't hide the few good people who live in that town. Like Benko. He runs the whole recreational department by runnning back in forth from schools to parks to fields to town hall every day. And guess what he isn't paod a million dollars a year and he doesn't complain he just keeps on working and appreaciates that his kids get to grow up in such a good enviorment. The town is probably filled up with a third of people like this who keep it from falling into the OC. But don't make fun of the town because not everyone is that bad
All the stuff about kids being afraid of Bridgeport is only true for a handful of kids and yes the cops are way to overprotective and kids do sell drugs according to many residents. But don't hide the few good people who live in that town. Like Benko. He runs the whole recreational department by runnning back in forth from schools to parks to fields to town hall every day. And guess what he isn't paod a million dollars a year and he doesn't complain he just keeps on working and appreaciates that his kids get to grow up in such a good enviorment. The town is probably filled up with a third of people like this who keep it from falling into the OC. But don't make fun of the town because not everyone is that bad
"Oh look at that kids flat brim yankee hat, he must thnik he is a gangster"..... The kid in hat," Uh no..I'm not a gangster I live in New Canaan... I just am wearing my hat the way people through out the world do"
by that kid who is that kid May 12, 2009
Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah
Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::
by Keith December 02, 2003