Mark Buchholz

Either the most charitable man or biggest douche you will ever meet in your entire life.
Mark Buchholz is a major douche
by Not your wife man December 27, 2020
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Mark Watney

The only human being to have died on mars
Person A: who’s this Mark Watney guy?

Person B: he’s from the bookthe Martian” by Andy Weir
by GayJoe October 26, 2020
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Magnum Mark

Magnum Mark is a name I made up for my best friend in the entire world. It is something that will boost his self esteem so high that he will love me forever. "Magnum Mark" got it's name from the ice cream section at Walmart when we saw the ice cream brand called Magnum, there is a white kind and a black kind. Mark is definitely the white kind. I also know he is a "magnum" because I got drunk one night and told him he was "packin'. That's a good friend right there.
Hey girl hey, there is a Magnum Mark over there next to the big tall black guy with the big feet.
by daBandaA January 03, 2012
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mark of the jaeger

The result of mixing maker's mark and jaegermeister. If you drink this prepare to be all types of fucked up. Dont be suprised if hair grows on your chest immediately after drinking this.
Rob: I wanna get fucked up
Pop: How fucked up?
Rob: super fucked up!
Pop: Cool, I'll mix us some maker's mark and jaegermeister.
Rob: Whoa! Were gonna be shitfaced.
Pop: I know, if anyone ask whats wrong with us tell them its the mark of the jaeger.
by Leon Avent July 02, 2010
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skid marks

What I leave on my panties. It's brown. It's smelly. And it's MINE.
-Donchu wish your skidmarks were hot like mine.
-Nicole D. has nice skid marks, wink.
by ]{@Rm October 02, 2005
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Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.
Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."
by consoomer420 November 06, 2021
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Mark Wahlberg

Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg (born June 5, 1971) is an American actor, film and television producer, and former rapper. He was known as Marky Mark in his earlier years, and became famous for his 1991 debut as frontman with the band Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. He was named No. 1 on VH1's 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90's. Wahlberg is well known for his roles in films such as Fear (1996), Boogie Nights (1997), Three Kings (1999), The Perfect Storm (2000), Planet of the Apes (2001), Rock Star (2001), The Italian Job (2003), I Heart Huckabees (2004), Four Brothers (2005), The Departed (2006), Invincible (2006), Shooter (2007), Max Payne (2008), The Fighter (2010), Date Night (2010), and Ted (2012). He has also served as the executive producer of the TV series Entourage, Boardwalk Empire and How to Make It in America.
Did you see the movie Boogie Nights?
Yeah, without Mark Wahlberg the movie would not be a hit.
by David Faustino November 19, 2012
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