man milk maiden 

A person who works the cock like they're milking a cow for the purpose of receiving a hot load in the mouth to drink by the bucket.

Jeez man, I was watching this gang bang porn the other day with Jasmine St. Claire. During the money shots at the end she was a real man milk maiden!

or

Man, this chick at the bar the other night was a real man milk maiden. She worked 15 different guys in the bathroom over the span of 5 hours.

man milk maiden by Lord Fuckface March 5, 2009

man repeller 

–noun
outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. Such garments include but are not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men:

Girl 1: What are you wearing to the man repeller party?

Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants!

Girl 1: Sweet!
*DISCLAIMER: the above conversation is not a dramatization, took place in this room 5 minutes ago.

man repeller by Episskit March 25, 2011

Man From Nantucket 

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
as he wiped off his chin
he said with a grin
if my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it
-Brendon Urie

at a place where you should tell jokes you should tell the Man From Nantucket joke

Man From Nantucket by Woah I Do Not Care May 19, 2018

Man o' War 

Greatest racehorse of all time. Ancestor to War Admiral and Secretariat. Said to have died of a broken heart after his handler passed away. Won 21 of his 22 starts. Once won a race by over 100 lengths. The one 'loss' was a second and fault of his jockey at the start.

Book by Walter Farley

Man o' War won 21 of his 22 races.

Man o' War by paradana November 18, 2005

Man taint

The area of a man between the back of his nutsack and the base of his ass.

It's so hot today that my ball sweat has soaked my man taint.

Man taint by emtlauer April 21, 2017

Man Law 

The invisible yet ever powerful restrictions placed upon the actions of men that you SHOULD follow.

"Oh shit that girl is fucking hot."
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it."
"Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up."
"Cool."
"Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine."
"Alright. Awesome.

Man Law by Man Law September 8, 2006

man sausage

A gentleman's reproductive trouser apparatus; see 'custard cannon'.

Her flange was so loose she barely felt his man sausage.

man sausage by StreetSpirit October 19, 2005