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rocky mountain goat piss by Frank Carter June 9, 2005
milking the goat
to leave the room, masturbate onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.
milking the goat by salmon April 19, 2004
Croatian Goat Farmer
The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.
Croatian Goat Farmer by The Papa Bros. January 28, 2014
Sea Goat
The act of waking up a sleeping friend by smearing chunky peanut butter on one's scrotile sack, then frosting the peanut butter covered sack in beach sand.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.
Dude 1: hey! Dude2 is sleeping. How should we wake him up?
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!
Sea Goat by AnittaSchauer February 1, 2014
Mountain Goat
An ugly ratchet hoe
Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
Mountain Goat by BigBootyJo June 17, 2015