milking the goat

to leave the room, masturbate onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.
Eww he totally just milked the goat on me.
by salmon April 19, 2004
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Fez

A foreigner of undistinguishable ethnicity. Usually, with a seemingly generic foreign accent and tan coloered skin. Based on the character from That 70's Show with a changed spelling acronym for foreign exchange student.
Habib-Fang is such a Fez! I have no idea where the hell he's from!
by Salmon November 20, 2003
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Bitburger

The best beer ever, no doubt about it. Anyone who ever goes to Germany without trying Bitburger is a complete idiot.
by Salmon October 01, 2003
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Borg

Norwegian beer, from the Østfold-area. Surprisingly tasty, compared to the other rather boring Norwegian beers.
Let's drink a Borg!
by Salmon October 22, 2003
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