Definitions by salmon

milking the goat 

to leave the room, masturbate onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.

Eww he totally just milked the goat on me.

milking the goat by salmon April 19, 2004

Fez

A foreigner of undistinguishable ethnicity. Usually, with a seemingly generic foreign accent and tan coloered skin. Based on the character from That 70's Show with a changed spelling acronym for foreign exchange student.

Habib-Fang is such a Fez! I have no idea where the hell he's from!

Fez by Salmon November 19, 2003

Borg 

Norwegian beer, from the Østfold-area. Surprisingly tasty, compared to the other rather boring Norwegian beers.

Let's drink a Borg!

Borg by Salmon October 22, 2003

Bitburger

The best beer ever, no doubt about it. Anyone who ever goes to Germany without trying Bitburger is a complete idiot.

Bitte ein Bit

Bitburger by Salmon October 1, 2003