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Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.
I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.
by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025
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Feckle

a person who is undeniably “Owen”- the funny, iconic member of the friend group. A feckle is the one who unintentionally steals the spotlight with their chaotic charm and hilarious unpredictability. Every group has a feckle, and if you don’t know who it is… it’s probably you
“Yo that guy is totally feckle right now
“Did you see what he just did? Totally feckle”
“Hes such a feckle- we wouldn’t be the same without him”
by Work man3224 May 21, 2025
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FECESish

To act facetious in a deliberate inappropriately crappy manner.

Flippantly shitty

See also: Excrementable
After Anton's realization there was nobody accountable to legally arrest for his illegal arrest, he now views the "justice system" as "FECESish FASCISM".
by Class Rot May 31, 2025
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Fecunt

(pronounced fec-unt - /ˈfɛk.ʌnt/)

Someone who is relentlessly and exhaustingly inventive, constantly producing new ideas, systems or solutions with little regard for long-term impact, sustainability or existing tools. A fecunt may be brilliant, but their unchecked creativity often leaves behind confusion, complexity and a mess for others to clean up. Common in tech but by no means limited to it. Equal parts inspiration and chaos.

Etymology:
Blend of fecund (fertile, especially in ideas) and cunt.
“He built a custom deployment pipeline when there was already one approved. Total fecunt energy.”

“Why rewrite the ticketing system in Rust? Stop being a fecunt.”

“She’s got five side projects, three productivity systems, and a whiteboard full of diagrams. Certified fecunt.”

“We had a working solution, but the fecunt couldn’t resist ‘optimising’ it into oblivion.”

Brilliant? Sure. But he’s a fecunt. Every tool he makes needs its own wiki.”
by eeevrm August 8, 2025
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Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow
The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.
by Spermoff August 10, 2025
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fecking knackered

A rather indecorous English way of saying that one is at their limits of physical and mental endurance.
I've been working like a slut for 4 days straight. I'm fecking knackered...
by Mesh666 September 15, 2025
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Fecal Pickle

A Piece of shit in a jar of piss and random rotten ingredients, such as, Kambucha, rotten jalapeños, rotten monster energy and toe fungus
Man I cant wait to get home and munch on my fecal pickle!

Oh man I usually wrap my fecal pickles in fruit roll-ups and freeze it!
by Gumpy Punper November 19, 2025
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