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Jelly Side Down 

Masturbation technique for men.

Begin by gently tucking the penis and testicles between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the Buffalo Bill Tuck). Then, while laying face-down (hence "Jelly Side Down"), use two to three fingers to push the penis backwards and then let it release forward. Repeat motion as desired. When achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a cum-tight seal while pointing the penis behind you so that ejaculate will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.

See also: Transgender Soldier, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Fingerwank, and Steve Irwank.
Wife: I'm on my period, baby. We can't fuck tonight. Why don't you just take care of it yourself while I watch TV?
Husband: I just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because I only jack off jelly side down.
Related Words

Clit Down 

Sexual intercourse where the female is the aggressor. The female is giving forcible aggressive sex to their partner.
Jenny: Last night I clit down Eric while Jeff was at work.
Ruth: Oh my, I bet he didn't stand a chance!
Jenny: You bet girl, I think I dislocated Eric's hips!
Clit Down by Cyclops2 August 22, 2012

PF pat-down 

The "PF pat-down" (also known as the "Patriot Plunge") is a homosexual act consisting of one (gay) man standing feet spread wide with both hands on his head, while a second (also gay) man comes up from behind and "checks for wires" (gropes him). This is often used as a ritual of "initiation"into a gay nightclub or, in many cases, a very serious militia group opposed to the US Government.
Last week my uncle asked if he could give me the PF pat-down - yeah I know, sick guy. Just imagine if Hitler was still around to see this shit - nigga would be mortified.

Never back down never what? 

A meme from Youtube Nick Eh 30, when he was playing Fortnite, and his teammate got upset he said this masterpiece, that's a reference to his intro.
Also, alternative way to say the comeback is real.
Teammate 1: Bro we lost this game our team is fucking garbage
Teammate 2: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT???

Twice up the barrel, once down the side 

A self-contained phrase that states something is indisputably right during any kind of disagreement.
After debating for hours, Julie said to Mike, "No matter what you say, I will always know tennis balls are yellow, not green. Twice up the barrel, once down the side."

I’m down 

That you are ready to do it . you’re up for the event .You’re available
Amie: do you wanna go to the pizza party after school

Sydney: Yeah, I’m down
I’m down by Pyt.emiii September 12, 2019