The Bumps

A disease commonly found in spotted humans. Transmitted through butt rubs and weinis jiggling. Symptoms may include over salivation, random need to shove things up your butthole and copying the behaviors and actions of animals and trees

HOLY SHIT THAT KID HAS THE BUMPS! DONT TOUCH HIS WEINER

by Dr. Gobbler August 8, 2016

bumped into

To meet someone accidentally -- past tense, as opposed to just "bump into".

My friend and I, being avid tennis players, bumped into each other when visiting the local courts.

by David "common name" Green April 28, 2008

bumpin gums

bumpin gums is talking shit about someone

man i heard you were bumpin gums you need to quit that shit

by brad paul October 15, 2005

bumper sticker douchebag

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.

yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.

by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007

Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.

God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.

by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019

Bumpacked

adj. bumpacked

for a place to be so packed that everyone's bums are touching.

'hey Louie, lets get on this bus,' "no way it's bumpacked. wait for the next one"

the airport was bumpacked, lots of people getting away for the summer.

by trollface1 September 5, 2011

keys full of bumps

hard core drugs Tana Mongoose does at a party

Youtuber: "Dude whats wrong with Tana she thinks she's Hefner?"

Youtuber 2: "Keys full of bumps, man"

*sips drink*

by sister judith November 17, 2017