Taken from the teenage chav character Vicki Pollard in the British comedy sketch show Little Britain.
Often adds this onto the end of her very fast ignorant chav sentences to qualify something really stupid she has done.
Can be added to the end of any appropriate (or, in fact, inappropriate) sentence in everyday conversation to make it sound funny/"cool"/common/comically ignorant/indicate a joke. Must be said in Vicki's unique accent blend of west country chav.
Often adds this onto the end of her very fast ignorant chav sentences to qualify something really stupid she has done.
Can be added to the end of any appropriate (or, in fact, inappropriate) sentence in everyday conversation to make it sound funny/"cool"/common/comically ignorant/indicate a joke. Must be said in Vicki's unique accent blend of west country chav.
Doctor: "Vicki, you're pregnant. You must have had sex at least once. Do you remember?"
Vicki: "yeahbutnobut... yeahwelli'veneverevenhadsex exceptforthatonetime8monthsago withwayne'sbrotherdownbytheparknearthembins andthatwasFORAJOKE"
Vicki: "yeahbutnobut... yeahwelli'veneverevenhadsex exceptforthatonetime8monthsago withwayne'sbrotherdownbytheparknearthembins andthatwasFORAJOKE"
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So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.
Four more years...
Four more years...
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