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As a joke

Taken from the teenage chav character Vicki Pollard in the British comedy sketch show Little Britain.

Often adds this onto the end of her very fast ignorant chav sentences to qualify something really stupid she has done.

Can be added to the end of any appropriate (or, in fact, inappropriate) sentence in everyday conversation to make it sound funny/"cool"/common/comically ignorant/indicate a joke. Must be said in Vicki's unique accent blend of west country chav.
Doctor: "Vicki, you're pregnant. You must have had sex at least once. Do you remember?"

Vicki: "yeahbutnobut... yeahwelli'veneverevenhadsex exceptforthatonetime8monthsago withwayne'sbrotherdownbytheparknearthembins andthatwasFORAJOKE"
by mary moo July 22, 2005
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bought a jaguar

When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.
"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
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poppin a jay

The coolest way to say Doing weed, or smoking dope (:
Person 1:Omg i met these people doing weed in an alley
Person 2:Dont you mean smoking dope?
Person 3:No she means poppin a jay (Y)
by tcodwcot April 21, 2009
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crack-a-jack

The act of drawing a smiley face on your partners ass with the mouth around the anus, thus meaning then when you take them up it, you recieve head and anal simultaneously.
My wife's crack-a-jack looks like the kool-aid man.
by Iainn August 28, 2005
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A Jess

To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.
That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?
by Abernathy April 29, 2008
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A Janet

A Janet is a database of all the information in the world (which is being updated every second) put together into one robot shaped like a person. A (Good Place) Janet is designed to serve the people of The Good Place and can summon anything. Whenever a Janet gets rebooted, she gets more and more advanced. If rebooted enough times, Janet's can began to experience feelings, like friendship and love.
A Janet is used to serve people. A Good Place Janet is designed to serve the people of the good place. A Bad Place Janet is designed to insult the demons of the Bad Place
by JustARandoGirl December 29, 2019
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Doing a John

Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.

Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.
So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.

Four more years...
by Graham Marsh October 24, 2004
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