water wank

Water wank is when an individual of either sex masturbates in water during a bath/shower.

Liam-"Jack what took you so long in the bath?"

Jack-"Oh sorry, I was just having a water wank."

by Brian Limond October 3, 2013

boob water

water collected by the boob area of a woman's bathing suit and must then be squeezed out

*girl squeezes boobs in bathing suit*
guy: umm what are you doing?
girl: squeezing out my boob water gosh

by itsxsuperxmimi May 10, 2009

fresh-water jellyfish

The male ejaculate left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. Generally non-poisonous.

"Dude, go ahead and use my shower but I know you haven't been laid for a while. I better not find any fresh-water jellyfish in there later."

"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"

by JT Amish December 15, 2009

Favre Watch

The media-whoring ritual every summer in which sports journalists wait for Brett Favre to decide weather he is coming back the following season. Every shit taken, practice pass to high schoolers thrown and going into town for milk by Brett Favre will be analyzed in sickening detail.

Rich Eisen tried hard to hide his raging erection due to the beginning of Favre Watch.

by TKayOh July 6, 2010

Wessex Water

To have a massive shit.

I just Wessex Watered that bog!

by Wessex_Water January 18, 2011

Karate water

More affectionate term for brandy and coke. Brandy and coke is know to bring out the more aggressive side of many individuals.

Johnny got into a fight at the club last night after consuming karate water all night.

by Bloble October 6, 2011

squirt water boarding

When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.

Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.

My Queen sat on my face and orgasmed so much, it felt like she was squirt water boarding me!

by Mistress Red Nose June 13, 2016