penis soup

Penis soup is where 4 male figures dip their unholy genitals into a steamy pot of noodle or chicken soup and then one by one lick the soup off each others balls.

Hey Shayan would you like to play penis soup with me Brody and Laird

by Ms. Frizzle is thicc February 21, 2018

Penis Backfire

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself

"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.

by TMex1971 May 18, 2015

Penis Fumbler

A younger guy who you meet at the bar that thinks he knows what he's doing in bed

"Baby, C'mon, I'll make you feel sooooo good" "How old are you again?" "Why, I'm 24" "Please, you're nothin' but a penis fumbler"

by mea mc November 17, 2011

penis gypsy

A girl who has an ugly face, but a smoking hot bod, causing the male's penis to be confused and unsure of what it is feeling, like what a gypsy does to the unsuspecting tourist.

She makes my penis sad and horny at the same time, like some sort of penis gypsy

by Lorddingleberry May 25, 2010

Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.

Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!

by krazychichi August 8, 2009

Penis Popper

The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.

If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.

by Fuck off, no October 26, 2020

Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004