Definitions by Lorddingleberry

penis gypsy 

A girl who has an ugly face, but a smoking hot bod, causing the male's penis to be confused and unsure of what it is feeling, like what a gypsy does to the unsuspecting tourist.

She makes my penis sad and horny at the same time, like some sort of penis gypsy

penis gypsy by Lorddingleberry May 25, 2010

Belgian Solitaire 

The act of masturbating with a waffle, using syrup as lubricant

Dude, don't play Belgian Solitaire in iHop

Belgian Solitaire by LordDingleberry May 10, 2010