mid-hard

A erection that is half soft and half hard due to distraction of masterbation or broken penis.

I was fucking christina last night and when she jump up she hit my dick and it broke creating a mid-hard.

by Carson H January 14, 2006

The Hard Hat

Because a man is very sensitive after an orgasm, he is very sensitive on his head. So when a woman tries to rub his cock with a dry hand, the man has to try very "hard" to not slap the woman for rubbing his "hat". So The Hard Hat is created.

After my woman whacked me off, she kept trying to find more, but my hat was too sensitive, and I tried very hard not to slap that hoe. The Hard Hat I got last night was gruesome.

by Teh Dr. Evil August 21, 2006

Hard Target

1. An ugly person you bring home for sex.
Note: Often results in a Rough Shot
Also known as the dreaded 'Coyote.'

'Went home with a Hard Target last night'
'Tough luck, bud.'

by Chris June 16, 2006

Try Hard

One who has to compensate for their lack of skill by subjecting themselves to tremendous amounts of effort, especially in the areas of academics and athletics. Most "try hards" often fail in their attempts at success and therefore exists in a constant state of self-apathy and extreme stress. It should be noted that "trying hard" at something is not at all dishonorable. Therefore, one should note the distinction between "trying hard" and a "try hard".

Try Hard: How long did you study for that test?
Intelligent Student: Just a moderate amount of time, an hour or so, but I got a A-, so I'm satisfied.

Try Hard: What!? I studied for four hours and made a C+!

by jdsalinger1212 October 07, 2011

hard-school

something that is both hardcore and old-school at the same time

Dude, that new Against ME! CD is so hard-school.

by JT Dollar Sign November 09, 2003

getting hard

According to Zack Smith from facebook, "getting hard" is the act of coming to someone's wall and "posting shit with an attitude."

are you getting hard with me?

by jehmeaz July 25, 2006

Hard-up

When you feel like emphasizing an action or feeling.

"I was hard-up going to beat that girls ass!"

"Shoot, I hard-up told that bitch to suck my dick!"

"Oh, don't worry!!! I had that bitch hard-up crying for it!!"

by greenmonkey11 September 25, 2011