runt fries

Defective French Fries, usually short, soggy or dried burnt broken pieces.

I ordered Large Fries, but all I got was this box of runt fries.

by dattaway3 January 18, 2010

Polish Fried Flyers

When polish people get fried and proceed to fling their shit at each other with ruby encrusted stainless steel spoons

Guy 1: bro, guess what?
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: me and Vanessa totally did some Polish Fried Flyers last night!
Guy 2: that’s gross

by BigWillyLaut69 March 2, 2019

pies and fries

a late night meal from McDonalds consisting of 2 apple pies and a small fry, resulting in the highest calorie intake to money spent ratio

when asked what he wanted from mcdonalds, he responded with "pies and fries"

by Thinkingship April 23, 2012

Fried

another word for ugly

This dude is hella fried.

by fartpoopfrisbee April 1, 2020

Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.

Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?

by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023

Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.

"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"

by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025

Kentucky Fried Shit

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.

Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!

by Landen. H April 22, 2022