Sucks just right

1. Something that "sucks just right" is something that you like or enjoy that could be viewed as sucky or lame. Very similar to a guilty pleasure.

2. Also if something is uncomfortable or semi painful but you also kind of get enjoyment out of it this too could be something that "sucks just right"

1. That Celine Dion song "I'm your lady" sucks just right.

2. When someone screams in your ear it can sometimes feel kind of good, like it tickles, like it sucks just right.

by B-Radical31882 November 8, 2019

Right kind of balls

When you have the required type and volume of courage for a task.

In the end, they agreed he wasn't the man for the job. He had the balls, but just not the right kind of balls.

by Vatu September 15, 2019

alt-right showman

Someone who hosts a YouTube-show with an alt-right political profile.

My favourite alt-right showman is Alex Jones.

by Guiding Star January 6, 2018

left right centre

left right centre is a game 2 boys play whilst walking behind 3 girls and you choose out of the 3 which has a nicer ass

johno: * 3 girls walking infront* oi david, left right centre?
david :hhmm left for sure, right and centre have no ass

by bullcrap51 April 9, 2017

G-spot rights

The right that everyone is allowed to ejaculate.
See also: Gender ejacuality

"Hay man. We have g-spot rights in this house. You're allowed to come and I'll help you if necessary."

by HeavyLillium October 29, 2019

right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.

Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.

by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020

GET RIGHT GIRLFRIEND

The person you date after you have had your heart broken extremely badly and just date the new person to not feel lonely and get your life on track before you start dating people you’re more interested in again.

Damn Olivia broke my heart, I need a get right girlfriend.

by Benjibutton November 28, 2020