Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

steal your fries

Steal your fries means to have a full makeout session with someone

Brianna: Boy you will not believe this, I plan to steal your fries

by Lani_love25 May 13, 2018

Most Fried Cunt

Some cunt who's fried it on the BUDS

Jammo: yo Delcan is the probably the most fried cunt
Charls: Hahaha Smoke weed everday

by affw21 June 30, 2021

stir fried

A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried

Dude that malaysian is stir fried to the limit right now.

by crabfeet May 16, 2010

Freedium Fries

A free medium fries from Mc Donalds.

Order freedium fries today! (with purchase of $2 or more at partipating locations)

by mommymilkers42069 April 30, 2023

fried p

when you stick your male genitalia in a deep frier

ouch i just stuck my penis in a deep frier. dude now you have a fried p.

by outout123 October 28, 2013

fried churino

a boy with a nice abs and has a shattered iphone

"fried churino was looking fine as hell today"

by jewishnegrobitch June 4, 2019