1. a major whore who spreads her legs for men who are in love with other women. usually, a major emily is fat and repulsive and unable to attain anything better than men who are repulsed by her, but who have been rejected by the women whom they love
2. semen lavatory
3. fat cunt whore
2. semen lavatory
3. fat cunt whore
ever since the girl i love broke up with me, i've been fucking an emily every week, a major one, but i can't take the pictures of my ex off the wall, or stop calling my ex every day. . .i guess i'll have to try to get over the love of my life by fucking this major emily
by Briar Rose January 2, 2008
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Get the Emily Rowe mug.She's the best. Makes you smile and makes you feel like your the only guy in the world. Her eyes will make you melt and you fall for her smile every single time. If she wants you, lemme tell you something, she gone get you. She's really sweet hearted and is the best person you'll ever meet. If she likes you she be shy around you and won't want to make eye contact with you. she has a great sense of humor and blushes a lot. She loves hugs and loves to talk to guys. She's not the type to hoe around. If you find one make sure you keep her.
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The name of a girl who just so happens to be my best friend (: She's BEAUTIFUL! She's funny, nice, and wild (in a good way). She stands up for her friends and always knows what to say.
Ugly bitch in a hat: You're friends' a little poser.
Emily R: She's only a poser to you because you have no personality.
Ella: Look, tramp, just walk away.
Blonde girl: -Pushes- She's not a tramp you little bitch!
Ella: -Pushes back- Could've fooled me.
Emily R: She's only a poser to you because you have no personality.
Ella: Look, tramp, just walk away.
Blonde girl: -Pushes- She's not a tramp you little bitch!
Ella: -Pushes back- Could've fooled me.
by EllaLovesYouEmmy! July 18, 2009
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Courtney- I think i want to become more open with myself, start sharing what i'm all about
Daisy- Yeah! You do that, just go ahead and be an Emily travis
Daisy- Yeah! You do that, just go ahead and be an Emily travis
by I(L)EMILY May 12, 2009
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