cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.

Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!

by Boymom1 August 29, 2017

Cat erection

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"

by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017

Cat Jacked

When somone else is slipping the D to your girl.

I’m pretty sure I’m getting cat jacked.

Rachel is a whore. I knew I was getting cat jacked.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018

cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

cat gangs

It’s a gang for cats that do all sorts of things like play poker smoke cigars play pool and darts in their club house some of them wear fedoras and they like drinking whiskey they tend to be quite troublesome for the cat police

Cat 1 : bruh you don’t wanna mess with him

Cat 2 : why bruh

Cat 1 : he’s in a cat gang bruh

Cat 1 : and you know what they do in cat gangs bruh...

by InsovietRussiacatsareingangs January 2, 2019

Cat hiss

When one squats down and let’s a soft slow hissing fart out.

I just cat hissed next to that person

by Beanasour February 18, 2019