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Brannits

A collection of individual pieces of undigested bran left around the anus of healthy eating people, caused by the consumption of large quantities of bran. They usually need a wet-wipe or shower to remove them.

Etymology: A mixture of the words bran and winnits
Just had my regular as clockwork dump, couldn't wipe all the brannits away though
by john1million February 12, 2009
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branch office

Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.

Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.
"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"

"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."
by seagurl May 14, 2009
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Brando Off

To bring not giving a shit to a whole new level, to completely stop caring about what is expected of oneself and let yourself go with abandon while flipping the bird to the world, much like the actor Marlon Brando did in his later years.
To be considered the greatest at something that you don't even take seriously while laughing at people who take you seriously and not give a fuck.
I love that scene in "Sid and Nancy" where Sid Viscous actually dances to disco music, he's THAT punk! He totally decided to Brando Off.
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
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branch line

comes from phrase used for a secondary rail route, which branches of the main route. most branch lines are now closed in the UK. to say some one has there own branchline means they're a loner, weird and a bit lost in the head, also can be used in almost any situation possible cause its just funny.
1)John-
''What do you think of Nicole''
Me- ''Awh shes not all ther in the head , she has her own branch line that one'

2)David- Have you seen the television remote?
Me- Havent seen it in weeks id say it has own branch line at this stage!

3) Thomas the tank engine- ''I have my own branch line ''
by mon bongo December 31, 2009
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brandbob

a way to talk about a handjob without people know
me: man this girl from wonton gave me a brandbob after the baseball game
cary: what? man pimpin imma go tell caroline mad quick
by coolkid dictionary 2 April 22, 2010
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Bransfield

The act when a young man gets it on with an ugly milf that is his friends mom.
"Hey i pulled a Bransfield last night,"told Colin To sharp.
"WTF dude i pulled a Bransfield on your mom last night!" Replied Sharp.
" No comment," Colin replies.
by Gingaforlife December 2, 2010
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Brandi Denise

The most amazing, beautiful, and genuine girl on the planet. Tends to come down with sever cases of pinkeye. Often the life of the party. Calls herself average but she is far from it. A genuinely caring person, often regarded as the fairest in all the land. Matches well with brown headed guys over 6 feet tall whose name begins with a B.
Words can't define Brandi Denise.
by ahhskdfogwhhnfnjs April 17, 2011
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