blindering

The state of being following a blinder into one’s eye hole.

We had a blindering time last night. It was sad.

by Beanbag333 November 10, 2019

Blind Retard

The AAPS superintendent

The superintendent is such a blind retard, she doesn’t know when to cancel school

by 6ix 9ine is daddy November 11, 2019

Blindified

It means you are being blinded by your own stupidity.

I was blindified.

by ThatTroubledSchoolGurl February 28, 2020

Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.

(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.

by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020

Bind

Bind ; form a union

Together we must bind to paint a new future.

by Bryn Benn April 4, 2020

Bindslev

Bindslev they make nice food. But are very poor. They have no money and are snobs

Wow look at that homeless person on the street, he's a tel Bindslev.

by Thee Truuth May 16, 2020

Blind nut

Like a blind date, but for sex

“My friend set me up on a blind nut last night, and she was fucking good.”

by Tsaucee September 10, 2020