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the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
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Charity stone

You can see this stone near whichever mosque in Turkey and other cultural environment people put on -or in- this stone their charity after morning prayer -like clothing or food or money- and a needy takes what need
by İtsMeWhoyouneverKnow May 13, 2017
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Stone

The middle name of a very sweet, caring and handsome boy who will always be there for you ! He's very funny and can always make someone smile :)
Girl one : omg that boy was so cute, what did he say his middle name was again?

Girl two : stone.
Girl one : oh right, he's a keeper for sure !
mugGet the Stonemug.

chocolate stoned

When you’re super stoney bologna and you feel like you face just fell off and you realize damn I’m chocolate stoned
by I’mhighritenow January 30, 2018
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Stone

Stone is a loving guy, and if you get to know him also a very funny guy. He is most likely to date a girl with brown eyes and the name that starts with a k. He has blonde hair blue eyes. If you touch his girl or his family he will fuck you up. He may not look strong but he will kick your ass. If you meet stone you would want to be on his side.
Stone is my best friend
by Kid named stone April 23, 2019
mugGet the Stonemug.

Nine Stones

A comic that breaks your mind but makes you enjoy it.

You will question being a Masochist.

It has good looking guys, a ugly cat and rat.
by Nashuee September 8, 2021
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Stoned

It just means being high on marijuana. Not all those other definitions that make it seem like your retarded. Now that said, being stoned to the BONE would apply to those other definitons
Jay/yahya: “Dude that weed was so strong i got stoned off of one hit
by DictionateUrbanly July 11, 2021
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