meterosexual

one who only has sex if measurements are made using the Metric system. probably somewhat insecure

"I have a whopping SEVENTEEN centimeter... uh, wait a second..."

by rampant c March 10, 2004

heterosexual

a boring love life, not much experimenting. attraction to the opposite sex.

thats so heterosexual.

by Alexus Heath December 4, 2011

Heterosexual

a type of monkey who likes to harass gay people.

Jim called me a Heterosexual yesterday.

by 0389240174017203513666nobobdy January 10, 2020

Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males

The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.

God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.

by Whythisword October 16, 2020

heterosexual

Heterosexual - heteros (greek); deviant, different, other, strange; an intersexual relationship between two individuals of different genders

Homosexual - homos (greek)/(latin) homo; same, human(latin); a same gender relationship between two individuals

heterosexuals hide their homosexuality because of their fears

by maghilani May 8, 2010

I’m heterosexual

No you’re not.

“I’m heterosexual”
“we just fucked?”
“and?”
“we’re both guys”
“fuck”

by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.

by thatpersonchase October 27, 2020