zak hender

This man is a smart at things no one cares about. Besides that he will hook up with your underage family members. Or attempt to. He can not spell nor read but his muscle go to great size(like his pp). He is so strong that he didn't get named by his parents, he named them. A frequent symptom of being a zak is pedophilia.
guy 1:i am a pedophile
child: you remind me of zak hender
by ZAKARINSKI March 30, 2022
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Zak Stuart

A ginger black man that had his heart broken by a girl, which at best is 2/10.
Zak "Grace Perry broke up with me"

Big Duff Man" You are such a Zak Stuart"
by yugnar September 15, 2022
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Zak Fish

A zak Fish is someone who is secretly gay.
Man Bob is a real Zak Fish
by BobJoe the Monkey Hoe February 26, 2010
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Zak Harrison

most amazing boy in the world. he listens to everything i say. he is sweet and caring and loving. he makes me laugh on a daily basis and never fails to make me smile. zak harrison is so loveable. he only says things if he means it.
i love you,
j.m.b
Zak Harrison is amazing
by j.m.b4z.j.h June 17, 2011
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Zak/Zakariya

National punch Zak/Zakariya day. (29th May)
Zak/Zakariya- 29th May National punch Zak day.
by National punch May 29, 2021
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zak attack

(n.) The instance of a brutal raping; unwanted sexual advances
(v.) to rape; to sodomize; forcing oneself in a sexual manner on another (goes well with roofies)
While Craig was passed out on the futon, Chris thought it would be fun to zak attack him with a 10 inch dildo to wake him up.
by dankmidsarereal April 03, 2011
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zak whack

Bone City, Utah.
(n.) above average sex that one would boast about; awesome bang-sesh; hanky panky; boner-jam, sexy time
(v.) to fuck, bang, poke, 'do', bone, seal the deal, sex
We thought he was up in his room for a while, but what we didn't know was that he got zak whacked by a big booty woman.
by dankmidsarereal April 03, 2011
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