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Zak Cowden

Zak Cowden won the award of “BIGGEST LEMON BOY OF THE CENTURY”. He eat sleeps breathes oasis, polo shirts and adidas. He has a strong disliking for blur and gets on the 201 bus every saturday.

“do you know any lemon boys?” “yeah man! Zak Cowden is our local lemon boy, go check out the memorial for him”

Zak Cowden by ashtonirwinsofficialsneakylink March 6, 2022

rodricksrealwife_ 

rodricksrealwife_ is a very underrated tik toker who is on the rise to stardom, her videos have a powerful impact and she is absolutely amazingly gorgeous she makes all the boys wink. go follow her to be apart of the mini rodrick fandom

“Hey dude! do you know that tik toker rodricksrealwife_?”

“fuck yeah i do she’s a legend bro”

rodricksrealwife_ by ashtonirwinsofficialsneakylink August 25, 2021

zaynsbluehairdye 

a hot scottish girls tik tok account. it is PEAK humour. she is beautiful she is kind she probably gives you butterflies type BEAT i’m telling ya. she is also married to former one direction star harry styles, watermelon sugar is about her

“hey man! my favourite mutual is zaynsbluehairdye” “yeah dude she is awesome”

zaynsbluehairdye by ashtonirwinsofficialsneakylink June 3, 2021