Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

by CB_ April 26, 2006

Woof Wang Slam

The act of sticking your penis violently inyo a dogs arsehole

You know my dog, I gave it a proper good Woof Wang Slam

by Po-Tang January 23, 2015

woof on her breadbox

When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.

When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.

by icount September 24, 2009

BARK BARK WOOF GRRR

If someone says this too you, you're most likely either a racist or a peodo.

"nice ass"
"BARK BARK WOOF GRRR YAP YAP"

by zombiichan October 13, 2020

woof woof girl

A furry or pick me girl.

Makenzie you are a woof woof girl.

by coochie sniffer January 30, 2024

woof woof pengting

good looking female person.

she's a woof woof pengting would bang.

by Famaqlam7989www November 19, 2019