Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

by CB_ April 26, 2006

Woof Wang Slam

The act of sticking your penis violently inyo a dogs arsehole

You know my dog, I gave it a proper good Woof Wang Slam

by Po-Tang January 23, 2015

woof on her breadbox

When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.

When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.

by icount September 24, 2009

BARK BARK WOOF GRRR

If someone says this too you, you're most likely either a racist or a peodo.

"nice ass"
"BARK BARK WOOF GRRR YAP YAP"

by zombiichan October 13, 2020

Woof Daddy

A superior alpha, who asserts dominance through a loud bark or 'woof'. Opposes all noncery and any mad backwards kunts.

After many years, and many great successes, it had been clear that Clive had grown into a Woof Daddy.

by Dwaffmandu October 21, 2019

Woof

An expression of agreement and even sarcastic adherence, in response to a statement or quasi command. (Slang | colloquial). Often in text or i-message format, and less so irl/in person.

Defined: a dog-like expression, to agree, in sarcasm, with a statement made in jest or even somewhat patronizingly. Text: "That was a really good parallel parking."

Response: "Woof! I try. But thanks."

by Echo_Bravo_ January 16, 2023