wiitard

A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.

"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"

by Dingo` December 12, 2006

Dark Wizard

A strategic term generally used to pick up women; a man who plays it quiet and mysterious when in social environments in order to get what he wants through subtlety.

"You playin Dark Wizard tonight?"

"Works everytime. Ladies love it."

by bronko11 January 26, 2010

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock

by Spic Dickuloid March 3, 2017

Wizard Dogg

1. The mutual act of tenderness in which one fills a faggots rectum with Cheez Wiz for lubrication and then fucks them in the ass. This is followed by the tasty Cheez being sucked or licked off the lucky cock. This is often followed up with a Salisbury Spritz.

2. "Old Salisburian Style" Wiz Dogg is similar except that one uses a pastry bag to increase the volume and depth of Cheez Wiz in the recipient's ass and one finishes with a pearl necklace that is summarily licked clean.

"Hey, John, how was your date?"

"Man! That girl is a freak! Not only does she like it in the ass, she let me give her a Wizard dogg."

by The_Master_Whiz January 2, 2011

wizard sauce

A highly dangerous drug consisting of heroin and vodka. It is injected intravenously in the neck and can cause chronic hallucinations and the inability to complete common tasks.

Igor shot up some wizard sauce at a party and hasn't been able to move his fingers for weeks.

by whitey66 April 28, 2009

Old Wizard

A list website made up of biased assholes.

Claim that the Sega Genesis was the worst console of all time, think that Bob Dylan has the worst lyrics ever and think that Oasis is the 2nd coming of Jesus.

Person 1: Hey have you ever been to Old Wizard? Those guys are so smart.

Person 2: Shut the hell up.

by Erizz April 22, 2010

a wizard did it

Phrase originating from the Simpsons, used in response to fans pointing out plot holes, continuity errors, and any mistakes the animators or writers may've made.

Voice Actor: "Whenever you see something strange with continuity, a wizard did it."

Fan: "But when-"

Voice Actor: "a wizard did it."

by Fats McRobot November 16, 2004