wins

What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.

Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.

by Milt Alwin March 1, 2011

Winning

Charlie Sheen, uh Winning

(used at the end of a phrase to show supremacy for being awesome, sometime proceeded with an "uh" or "duh")

Making $1.78 million per episode of "Two and Half Men", uh winning

by insertfatjokehere March 25, 2011

Winning

Winning is what Darren Stoten is.

Whats darren doing?

Winning

by ninjaaaa-1337 October 23, 2011

Winning

Charlie Sheen

I'm not Bi-polar, I'm Bi-Winning

by BiWinning March 21, 2011

Winning

The term Charlie Sheen used during an interview. Used to express your content for a current situation or lifestyle.

I just landed a new job and I finally had sex with Cindy... winning

by Eric with a K March 28, 2011

Winning

"Winning" -verb. To be high on meth; Tweaking.

Translated from The Charlie Sheen Dictionary

See also:

Tiger Blood
Goddess or Goddesses
Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen can make love to his Goddesses for days if he's winning on Tiger Blood.

by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011

#Winning

An adjective for somone who surpasses the definition of Winning, therefore # is placed before the word.

Charlie Sheen is #Winning

by #Winnanator March 25, 2011