weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018

Weinershitzel

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.

"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019

Necktie Weiner

When you're wearing a suit jacket and tie and sit down but don't unbutton the jacket and the bottom portion of the necktie forms a pseudo-weenis.

William didn't unbutton his jacket and he's got about a three-inch necktie weiner.

by TheCasm May 30, 2016

shirt weiner

when your shirt protrudes from your unzipped pants.

"Principal has a shirt weiner"! -Nelson

by big money pimpin to the max May 8, 2005

forty whiner

49er fans who complain about everything.

Man, those forty whiners won't shut up about that loss to the Seahawks.

by Seahawks12 September 17, 2013

I whip it out whenever I can

a undefined saying used by Michael Buckley in his famous Youtube series WHAT THE BUCK?!

I love you bitch...I whip it out whenever I can...I don't know what that mean..WHAT THE BUCK?!

by TANYA68 October 9, 2008

weinerista

A person who works at a hot dog cart or restaurant.

"You know that guy Taylor? He's a weinerista at Award Weiners."

by WiggleFest June 27, 2014