Whalecock Blowhole

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

weeallvis

A meme stealer, also someone who enjoys seeing someone mad.

Guy #1: Ugh, did you see steve today? With that 11 year old kid?
Guy #2: What a Weeallvis!
Guy #1: Ikr! I hate him >:(

by RobbleRex April 23, 2017

Whale

Slang for a fat person. Primarily used to describe an obese person.

I'm not playing seven minutes if a whale is playing.

by bequeef May 12, 2021

Land Whale

Man or woman over 300 lbs.

The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.

by leeky10001 April 3, 2009

whale watcher

Person who likes to watch fat chicks out of his window

"Owen quit watching fat chicks out the window, you stupid whale watcher!

by dutch10 November 16, 2006

Whaleen

The most badass animal to have ever had the pleasure of being created by the gods of all religions united as one. It is a legendary creature that had been seen very little times. It is said to be a whale several hundred feet big and is a dull green color. It has the power to summon lightning and create typhoons. It is said to live in the Bermuda Triangle.

Guy: Dude my dad is gone! Do you know where he went?

Other Guy: I heard he got killed by a Whaleen.

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014

whale potato

like a couch potato, some who is not just lazy but very obese.

Get off your lazy ass and loose a couple hundred pounds you whale potato!

or

After he started smoking pot, he became a real whale potato.

by tee-emm August 19, 2009