The most badass animal to have ever had the pleasure of being created by the gods of all religions united as one. It is a legendary creature that had been seen very little times. It is said to be a whale several hundred feet big and is a dull green color. It has the power to summon lightning and create typhoons. It is said to live in the Bermuda Triangle.
Guy: Dude my dad is gone! Do you know where he went?

Other Guy: I heard he got killed by a Whaleen.
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014
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