The most badass animal to have ever had the pleasure of being created by the gods of all religions united as one. It is a legendary creature that had been seen very little times. It is said to be a whale several hundred feet big and is a dull green color. It has the power to summon lightning and create typhoons. It is said to live in the Bermuda Triangle.
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014
Get the Whaleen mug.To go out looking, hunting for extremely obese women(like the mother in, What's Eating Gilbert Grape), to have sexual relations with.
Way past hogging, plus no alcohol, or drugs is involved, just the pure enjoyment, and bragging rights of beaching a real heavey, or worthy trophy.
Way past hogging, plus no alcohol, or drugs is involved, just the pure enjoyment, and bragging rights of beaching a real heavey, or worthy trophy.
My cousin said upon seeing a two extremley large girls, one with a 4 prong cane, the other on a jazzy scooter, "it looks like a great night to be Commercial Whaleing".
A coworker of mine, said after a night of commercial whaleing, he was afraid they were going to have to cut the wall out of his house to remove his prize.
A coworker of mine, said after a night of commercial whaleing, he was afraid they were going to have to cut the wall out of his house to remove his prize.
by JJBIII October 16, 2009
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Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.
Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.
by camisachad November 13, 2019
Get the Mr. Whalen mug.Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.
Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
by DunkMonkey December 14, 2008
Get the Whalen on a penny mug.Only for use with women who have abundant upper lip facial hair. After vigorous fellatio, pull out of the woman's mouth, deposit a "Got Milk?"-style mustache of semen from edge to edge of the mustache, and allow to dry. Once dry, and presumably, while still restraining said mustachioed female from cleaning her face off, violently rip the hair and encrusted love sauce from her upper lip, leaving skin as soft as a baby's bottom.
Waxer: "Dude, chick showed up last night with more facial hair than Tom Selleck. After dinner and drinks, I brought her back to the shag pad and treated her to a Whalen Wax. She says she's never paying salon prices again!"
Buddy: "Nice."
Buddy: "Nice."
by Bigwhale January 15, 2010
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Get the Whalenut Moment mug.Whalenika can run up to 100 feet long and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.
by Nicole 🦄 September 3, 2022
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