old crone's warning

Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!

Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.

Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??

Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.

Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?

Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha

by Dick42 March 31, 2016

hop on warzone 2

Hop on warzone 2 means to have an disembodied orgy with 100-300 people while you collect the cum piss shit and pussy juice to make some sort of energy drink to make them more horny and proceed to fuck each other in the ass for 7 hours and make a lasagna and then they eat it and that's when they get the children normally to 10 to 30 kids to create a child pornography video

Hey John wanna come hop on warzone 2
John: I'm always down man

by Ez dubs on warzone 2 January 21, 2023

Security Warning

A component of the new Microsoft Windows XP SP2 Security Center that warns you when you run a .exe (executable) file that you have downloaded from the internet. Its purpose is to stop n00b users from getting infected with malicious software, but for us advanced users it's just a royal pain in the ass.

When I downloaded Mozilla Firefox 1.5 Beta 2, Windows XP's Security Warning prompt tried to stop me from installing it.

by Home slice December 28, 2005

house warming activist

A person that eagerly tries to get the ball rolling on your house warming party. House warming activists are very tenacious and often ask you 'when is your house warming party?' every day.

Duder 1: "Dude you moved in like 2 days ago! He's already asking you about that?"

Duder 2: "Yea dude I see him every day at lunch and the first thing he says is 'When's your house warming?'."

Duder 1: "Damn son! You got yourself a house warming activist right there."

by westfalia March 5, 2010

Warrington

A chav infested town in between Manchester and Liverpool. Most of the Warrington population include girl chavs that look like men sporting orange faces and tracksuits, guy chavs that think that they are harder than a brick wall and people that are about 50 but dress in lycra and animal prints. Their are a few cool people in Warrington, but they mostly escape and hang out in Manchester.

"That Warrington's a shit hole, i went out last night and got attacked by a group of chavs, i couldnt tell the difference between the guys and the girls."

by < Me > April 28, 2006

Mobile Warming

1. Changing your opinion, based on your location, as to the validity of global warming.

2. A space heater with wheels

3. Your cell phone heating up after a long conversation

Now you believe global warming is caused by polar bear farts? Yesterday you thought it was caused by too many cans of refried beans in land fills. Make up your mind dude, your too much into mobile warming.

by BobNJ July 7, 2010

trigger warning baby

A self victimizing individual who attempts to elicit sympathy or pity for attention by posting various posts online beginning with a trigger warning. These posts often threaten that the individual in question will leave a group, leave a social media website, harm self, or even commit suicide. The goal of these posts that a trigger warning baby makes are attempt to emotionally blackmail or guilt trip others into talking to him/her, privately messaging him/her, or even attempting to find a significant other.

The forum moderator had to ban him for being such a trigger warning baby.

by Major Madcat July 10, 2019