walrus punch

Ok.... Similar to donkey punch, but works a little differently:

(wôlrs, wl- pnch)
tr.v. walrus punched, walrus punch·ing, walrus punch·es

A sharp blow of the fist administered by a man to a woman's stomach immediately after getting his cock sucked off after she tastes his man juice, forcing the cum out the womans nostrils, giving her the appearance of adorning walrus tusks.

"Ok dude, I know she don't look that pretty in tha face, but she's real prissy n' preppy, and this freshmen is just a little too innocent and full'u herself... But she's all ova'ya, so play it smooth for the rest'a the evening, and when she's ready to do the wild thang with ya, suprise her halfway through, and give her what she *really* needs, a good hard walrus punch!"

by Walrus Punchaholic March 24, 2004

Walrus

Shocked, annoyed, normally used randomley to end a conversation.

suck on my WALRUS. how are you today? walrus. etc

by Jesuslover!!!! June 3, 2009

Frosted Walrus

When a bitch is giving you head, as you blow your load in her mouth, you pull her hair back and karate chop her throat... Causing your cum to shoot out her nostrils and hang down like walrus tusks, hence the term frosted walrus.

I heard that bitch is down with the frosted walrus.

by James Wisniewski June 19, 2008

frosty walrus

while receiving a blow job, you cum in your partners mouth. right when you cum, you punch her in the stomach so that the cum comes out her nose.

Bob: dude, jim gave laura a frosty walrus
Bill: really?
Jim: yeah, she got cum on her tits.

by Dr. Phil2 May 2, 2006

Awkward Walrus

When you put chopsticks in your mouth in order to resemble a Walrus, and the whole room goes quiet.

that was such an awkward walrus

by deepfriedchopsticks July 9, 2011

walrus pile

A game resulting in large piles of people laying on top of each other. When an unsuspecting victim is laying down on the floor, someone shouts "Walrus pile!" and jumps on top of them. Everyone else in the room also yells "Walrus pile!" and must immediately jump on and stack atop the victim. Ignore the muffled screams of the poor person at the bottom of the pile.
If no one is laying on the floor, a walrus pile may be started by wrestling the victim to the ground and then shouting "Walrus pile" as normal.

Daniel: "Psst, hey Steve, check it out. Aaron's just laying there on the ground watching TV."
Steve: "WALRUS PILE!!!"
Aaron: "Mmmmfph! Mmph!"

OR

Daniel: "Hey Tucker did you hear how we got 10 people in on a walrus pile on top of Aaron?"
Tucker: "Yeah, I heard you made him cry. Ha ha ha!"

by Daniel Chapman May 25, 2007

Screaming Walrus

When a bitch is sucking you off on her knees and you reach around put a couple of fingers in her ass and lift her off the ground. She will scream like a walrus.

i gave your sister the screaming walrus and she was all like "oooert oort ouurt".

by anarchy4life September 8, 2007