Hatchet vs Genitals

One of the most disgusting videos on the internet, to this date. This video makes even 2girls1cup seem like child’s play. It features a man, some genitals, and a hatchet, the man proceed to get rid of the genitals, record it and share it with the world.
Dude have u seen 2girls1cup? Dude wtf faygot, have you seen hatchet vs genitals?
by Dro Co November 18, 2007
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humans vs zombies

Tag-like game played on college campuses. In the game, zombie players try to tag human players. Humans try to escape/defend themselves. Tags turn humans into zombies. Zombies win if all humans are turned. Humans win if all zombies starve, or if they complete the final mission. The game is played 24/7, until one side wins.
All players begin as humans and wear a bandana on their arm. A player is chosen by the moderators to be the original zombie (OZ). Zombies usually move their arm bands to their heads, to show that they've turned, but depending on the game, the OZ can stay anonymous for a day, or until a certain killcount.
The OZ tags as many humans as possible, turning them into zombies. Each zombie must tag a human every 2 days, or the zombie starves, and is out.
Mods monitor zombie kills and human transformations using an online program. All players are given an alphanumerical code before gameplay begins. When a zombie tags a human, the human must give the zombie their code. The zombie enters the code into the computer program. This process monitors the times that a zombie has fed, as well as what humans have been eaten.
Humans defend themselves from zombies by shooting nerf guns or throwing socks. If hit, the zombie is stunned for 15 min.
Safe zones are areas where zombies can't attack humans. Depending on the game, offcampus areas can also be considered safe zones.
Missions are created by mods to keep humans from hiding all game.
Guy 1: Sup man, why do you have all those nerf guns?

Guy 2: Don't you know, man? There's a humans vs zombies game this week. The zombie apocalypse is upon us!

Guy 1: Aww man, I missed the sign up. Gonna need to do that next time, by going to www.humansvszombies.org.
by john63 May 29, 2010
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england vs america

An ongoing rivalry between the most idiotic dregs of English and American society. No matter how the argument begins, it generally amounts to misinformed/biased historical citations and ridiculously stereotypical insults being thrown back and forth between both parties. It is more often than not an exercise in which everyone openly displays their narcissism and ignorance while releasing pent up aggression that would be better focused toward the government official or representatives responsible for the political offense rather than "Random American/English Citizen #1,035."

In other words, a colossal waste of time that gives haters an excuse to hate and further deepens the misunderstandings/cultural boundaries between the two supposedly allied nations.
Hey, did you see that topic about England vs America? They all sound like ass holes.

Some common arguments in England vs America: "I'm not a Brit! You're a Yank!" "My country saved your country so HA." "Because you're a ___ you're obviously ___, ___, ___ and ___ so I hate you and anyone like you! Now, respect my opinions and nationality. >:(" "<ANYTHING regarding WWII or the American Revolution>"
by anonymouspacifist April 20, 2011
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england vs america

Alright people. I am getting sick and tired of this whole 'england vs america' thing.
The English need to stop insulting Americans.
And Americans need to stop insulting the English.

1) England is not full of gay, posh, snobby, tea-drinking people with awful teeth. Many of us, are perfectly normal.

2) Not all Americans are fat, mcdonalds guzzling, greedy, lazy slobs.

3) If you try, you CAN get along. I'm English, my boyfriend is American, and I love him a lot.

4) Don't have a go at eachother because of Wars, sports, fighting or anything like that. America beat England, England beat America. You're supposed to be allies?

5) Blair, and Bush, have nothing to do with the English and American people. I know, for a fact, a majority of us hate both of these leaders.

6) I may sound like i'm bashing America here. But i'm not.
Please, please, please. Don't correct me when I spell color 'colour', don't tell me "It's mom, not mum" Don't tell me that it's "Soccer, not football." And don't, don't, don't tell me "You have a weird accent." Because you are speaking ENGLISH folks, and i'm afraid you have a much stranger accent to me. Although many English accents are strange, most of ours are normal enough.

7) Stop calling me "British, European or Eastern" And i'll stop calling you a "Yank." England, is not britain. Britain consists of Northern Ireland (not the republic), Wales, Scotland and England. I am British, but I am not technically from Britain, I am from England.

8) Make another film/tv show in which America makes fun of England, and I will come and stab you to death with a stereotypical English mary-fucking-poppins Umbrella.

9)English and American bands are no opposed. That's ridiculous. Green Day, an American band, declared England as their official home. Most English bands strive to make it big in England.

10) America did not technically 'save our asses', you came in near the end of the war to get credit.

11) Without England, there would be no America. You are all descended from some other country, as the only true Americans were native Americans (hence the name) and you/we pretty much wiped them out. Lots Americans are Irish or English anyway.

12) Don't make fun of the way I speak. I could EASILLY make fun of you, but I choose not to.

ON A FINAL NOTE:

England and America need to get along.
Many say England only has a special relationship with America because we couldn't be arsed to learn French (Yes, I say arse. Ass = Type of mule/donkey. And by the way. Fanny = Vagina. Thanks.). If you look at it, America and England are similar in ways. There is nothing more wrong with either of those countries, any more than there is anything wrong with any other countries.
Not all Americans are gun-waving loonies, as it's now been said London is more dangerous than New-York.
Not all Englishmen are ugly, crooked toothed tea-drinkers. I hate tea.

Stop with the england vs america fight idiots.
by Amelia Jade May October 06, 2006
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nigger vs. nigga

niggers - wears slave chains
niggas - wear gold chains
Nigger vs. nigga:
"Niggers wear slave chains, niggas wear gold chains"
-Tupac Shakur
by DisgustingWeebs December 16, 2018
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Airsoft vs Paintball

A massive flame was between players of two sports: Airsoft and Paintball. The arguments on the internet are very heated and fanboys are pretty much the entire population on both sides. Contrary to popular belief, paintball is not simply getting an ultra bright suit, and running around, there is such thing as woodsball, which is just as tactical as any airsoft game. Another common misconception is that airsoft guns are for fags who aren't manly enough to join the military. In reality, many veterans or current military servicemen play airsoft.

However, these two groups continue to slander eachother with the same arguments and will probably never reach a conclusion.
Paintball Fanboy: Hey airgay player, why dont you man up and get some welts playing paintball lol 1337 l33T s4uc3

Airsoft Fanboy: Because I dont run around shooting paint at other fags wearing spandex suits

Paintball Fanyboy: you just can afford paintball guns you poor ass pusssy

Airsoft Fanboy: You're just jealous fag

Sensible Person: Both of you are fags, shut up with your "Airsoft vs Paintball" NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK
by FidelAsstro March 18, 2011
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Digimon vs. Pokemon

The most fiery rivalry between any two IPs of all time. Fans of each commonly bicker over which of the two is older, which has better dubs, which is darker, which has better games, which has better anime, etc.

This is a fact: Pokemon is older. Not siding one way or the other, but Pokemon came out in 1996; Digimon came out in 1997.

Other than that, it's totally subjective and pointless to argue about. Probably most people think that Digimon has better anime and Pokemon has better games, so they're about even.
Digimon vs. Pokemon in Action

Tim: Hey, man, I see you're watching some Pokemon.
Marsh: Don't even start, dude. It's not a-
Tim: I wasn't gonna say it! Jesus.
Marsh: Cause you know how you are, with-
Tim: It's fine, dude! Pokemon's cool. (walks away) If only.
by Knolman July 30, 2010
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