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Having a visit

When you sit in your living room with relatives and just look at each other
Grandpa:I'm going to be having a visit a visit
Me:...
Grandpa:....
by Sparp_man February 21, 2020
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Visiting Disneyland

Just another way to say you're having/gonna have sex.

Bumping uglies, Roasting the broomstick, Sink the sausage.
"Can't meet you till later I'll be visiting Disneyland"
by Idon'tevenfuckingknow September 25, 2017
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non-verbal visit

Where you go to hang out with someone, but they have a super-long phone call from a super-important person, and so they are unable to end the conversation and give their undivided attention to you. If you know the person well enough and are therefore fairly familiar/comfy with their assorted business/family/personal matters, however, this situation can sometimes not be all that bad a thing, since speaking and acting involve two separate and unrelated parts of the brain and are therefore completely different thought-processes, and so you and your friend can still hold hands, cuddle, exchange massages, relax in bed, and even have sex, all while the person is still maintaining his unbroken listening and yackety-yacking into the handset (it helps if he wears a little earpiece/boom-mike headset-attachment that plugs into the phone, since that way he does not have to clutch the phone to his ear with his shoulder, and so he can have both hands/arms completely free to give you whatever physical attention that you two wish to engage in during the visit.
Non-verbal visits can sometimes be almost as enjoyable as hanging out and holding a conversation, plus when you are ready to take off again, you do not actually have to interrupt the person's phone-conversation to verbally speak your farewell; you can just smilingly offer him your hand, and he can then smile/nod affably back at you and companionably pump your hand while he still talks on the phone with his caller, and so in this instance he will consider your "alternative" farewell-gesture to be just as satisfactory as if you'd actually said goodbye in the "usual" way.
by QuacksO October 2, 2017
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The Prison Visit

The act of putting your whole hand inside a woman fingers spread against the inner wall then pressing your other hand on the outside of her lower belly mimicking when a prison visitor and prisoner touch hands through the glass separating them.
I got my whole hand up in there so I decided to do The Prison Visit
by TheInmate December 7, 2017
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visitate

to have a visitation with a fraternity brother; the verb form of visitation
Pledge: Hey man, I'm really behind on my signatures this week. Could we visitate this afternoon?
Brother: Don't worry about it man I'll just give you the sig
by truck stop jon September 3, 2016
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HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT

A group of SEX DEFINED PEOPLE who mean no harm to others for their SEXUAL PREFERENCE and take PRIDE in the CHIC-FILA menu as well as the challenging FUN ATMOSPHERE.

Presenting ANAL ALAN.

It's a T-SHIRT GROUP that is making WE TAKE PRIDE what CHIC-FIL-A Serves.
We are going in a GBLTQA+ outing being which no opposition to anyone as we are calling the OUTING, HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT.

Yes the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE is coming and this HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT will be THE CHICKEN CHASER physical 'CASTRATION you were looking forward to MEETING PENELOPE BRITNEY NAKED.

For the HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIIT which vendor do you think is best for designing our T-SHIRTS? " YOU think maybe that MISSOURI CHRISTIAN GROUP or maybe IOWA?" as would read in nice pink letters HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT.
by BOOMERANG EFFECT September 10, 2021
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HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT

A group of SEX DEFINED PEOPLE who mean no harm to others for their SEXUAL PREFERENCE and take PRIDE in the CHIC-FILA menu as well as the challenging FUN ATMOSPHERE.

Presenting ANAL ALAN.

It's a T-SHIRT GROUP that is making WE TAKE PRIDE what CHIC-FIL-A Serves.

After hearing the various conflictive news reports this be conflict resolution.
We are going in a GBLTQA+ outing being which no opposition to anyone as we are calling the OUTING, HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT.

Yes the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE is coming and this HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT will be THE CHICKEN CHASER physical 'CASTRATION you were looking forward to MEETING PENELOPE BRITNEY NAKED.

For the HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIIT which vendor do you think is best for designing our T-SHIRTS? " YOU think maybe that MISSOURI CHRISTIAN GROUP or maybe IOWA?" as would read in nice pink letters HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT in the front and back at the top of the T-SHIRT and then we lead the rest to the designers of our RELIGIOUS LOVE for each other

A HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT around the entire country is the CHIC thing to do as URBAN DICTIONARY AND AARON is all for it.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021
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