Veloncia

- Founder of the Hoodrat term in Windia.

- Author of the famous "Hoodrat guides for Windians"

-In fm-

Player A: ohh shoot there's Veloncia (youtuber, author/founder of the hoodrat guide)

Player B: Man Veloncia saved my life. Thank you

Wackest: Real talk.

by pzTRAIN December 30, 2012

Velocibation

The act of pleasuring yourself with one or more velociraptors in a shower.

Daymn, she is such a kinky bitch. I heard she's into velocibation and shit.

by Rod Fox III February 23, 2014

velocilaughter

When some one holds two hands to their chest while laughing fiercely with their mouth open, as they lean towards you and try and touch you with the little arms they've made. They look similar to a velociraptor in this pose.

That girl became a velocilaughter when you told that joke.

by FAKmyself January 15, 2015

Velocifucker

When an old friend attempts to borrow money and you tell them to fuck off.

Hey can I borrow your money?
Fuck off, Velocifucker!

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

valophobic

The rational abhorrence of people who don’t revise, people who hate Mint Choc Chip ice cream, people who are homophobic, people who don’t sleep, people who are “discord moderates” and distractions.

Zebs: Have you seen that freak in the gym? He’s just wasting his life away.

Megan: Zebs! That’s Valophobic… but true.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 4, 2023

valophobic

The rational abhorrence of people who hate mint chocolate ice cream, don't revise, are homophobic, don't sleep, are bad "discord moderators" and are huge distractions.

Zebs and Megan are massively valophobic.

by Zebslovesmegs June 4, 2023

Analar Velocity

The speed at which matter passes through ones digestive system

The analar velocity of my breakfast broke many land speed records this morning

by BananaButt September 11, 2014